D3 body, D1 cock
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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