so explain again why im purple
no
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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