Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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