you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I love having hate sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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