My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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