the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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