Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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