At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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