Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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