Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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