Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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