I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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