I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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