Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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