Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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