Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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