i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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