dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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