dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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