Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I got copblocked.
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.