You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.