You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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