Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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