i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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