I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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