No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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