We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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