when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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