i may or may not be watching the land before time
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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