okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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