Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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