His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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