Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
