carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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