WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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