i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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