But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
