i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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