I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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