Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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