two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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