It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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