who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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