I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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