it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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