She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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