I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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