It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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