How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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