Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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