At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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