So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Are we still banned from the library?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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