I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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